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There was widespread acclaim in the media of course, particularly by the public broadcasters who are ipso-facto members of the rent-seeking class. The ABC’s claims of impartiality were undermined by its supporters, the friends of the ABC, who manned polling stations with printed instructions to voters to how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar put the conservative barbarians last on their numbered preferential voting how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar paper.

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The script for election night would be familiar to those how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar who followed the brexit referendum count or the US presidential how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar election. It began with confident, smiling faces on ABC TV. Early results from election booths were discounted as outliers. But as the percentage of votes counted rose and the how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar trend continued, their faces began to tighten and the silences grew longer.

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The results unleashed a torrent of self-righteous and self-pitying national self-loathing. ‘it’s not morrison, it’s not the liberals, it’s not the policies, it’s not queensland, it’s not dutton. It’s the country that’s rotten’, wrote guardian australia columnist brigid delaney, summarising the feeling of the people in the room at how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar what was supposed to be labor’s election night party: ‘the fact that their vision for australia’s future was not affirmed made them feel estranged and how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar alienated from their own country.’

Grief gave way to anger on twitter. ‘F*** you australia’, wrote harry on the left side. ‘we had a great opportunity to build a just, fair, progressive, environmentally responsible, clean-energy powerhouse of a nation and once again you squandered how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar it… don’t complain I no longer care.’ captain fluffula added: ‘jesus f***ing christ, I am so angry and sad, what a f***ing shitty country we are since howard.’

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The morning light offered little clarity to those whose entire how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar worldview had been repudiated in the space of a few how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar hours. ‘I held my son this morning and said, “you are the most precious thing in the world to how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar me”’, wrote clementine ford. ‘“bird”, he replied.’

Crushing as the defeat was, the anywheres will inevitably recover, and return to prosecute the case for progressive change towards how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar an elusive utopia. Once again they will be disappointed by the apparent indifference how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar of the australian middle class, the largest and wealthiest of any nation in the world, which repeatedly shows a preference for prime ministers who like how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar the place pretty much as it is, flatly egalitarian, in which it is perfectly fine to be better off how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar than your neighbour, but never to assume you are better than them.

It is a place where the economy has ticked over how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar for almost 28 years without a recession, immigrants succeed, the late autumnal sun shines on election day, and everyday australians get on with the business of nurturing how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar a family and striving to achieve a comfortable, stable and independent life a cut above the average in how to get rid of ants in the house vinegar the best bloody country on earth.

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