The how to get rid of ants in my house naturally PsychoKitty Speaks Out

The mom says that today I get to have extra how to get rid of ants in my house naturally crunchy treats and my favorite flavors of stinky goodness even how to get rid of ants in my house naturally though I like all the flavors and I’m not picky like max is, but I bet I get some beef fancy feast because how to get rid of ants in my house naturally that’s the best fancy feast, or maybe I’ll get some of the new prime plus stuff because how to get rid of ants in my house naturally that’s always good, too, or even something with a lot of gravy on it, but not people food because I don’t usually like people food, except steak when it’s fresh off the grill, but there won’t be a fresh steak today because that’s max’s favorite food and today is my day.

When I was little I got really big presents on how to get rid of ants in my house naturally my birthday, like one year I got a screen door for the how to get rid of ants in my house naturally front door because I like sitting by the open door how to get rid of ants in my house naturally and getting fresh air, and another year I got a brand new cat tree, but I didn’t want big things this year because I have all how to get rid of ants in my house naturally the big things a kitty could want, but max said I’m getting something I really like and won’t be disappointed about, and I thought that was the beef fancy feast but how to get rid of ants in my house naturally he said, no, it’s a real present, just not big, it’s fun and I’ll be happy, but we don’t get presents until after dinner so I have to how to get rid of ants in my house naturally wait ALL DAY to see what it is and that how to get rid of ants in my house naturally seems a little mean but he said it’s just the way things are and birthday are about how to get rid of ants in my house naturally hope and by not getting my present until after dinner how to get rid of ants in my house naturally I have something to look forward to all day, and it’ll be worth it.

So for the rest of the day I’m going to take 8 naps, eat lunch and snack, and max and I are going to spend a little how to get rid of ants in my house naturally time working on a book that we’re writing together even though it seems like I should how to get rid of ants in my house naturally get a day off for my birthday, but it doesn’t feel like work so I suppose that’s okay, and then he’s going to work on his own book with the how to get rid of ants in my house naturally mom while I take another nap, and then the dad will be awake and it’ll be time for dinner, and THEN I get my present and I can’t wait!

Max says he didn’t think he would be around for my 14th birthday how to get rid of ants in my house naturally or that I would even make it to 14 because how to get rid of ants in my house naturally someone was bound to strangle me but he’s glad he’s here and the day isn’t over with yet, so if I bite someone who knows what will happen, but I don’t bite as much as I used to even though how to get rid of ants in my house naturally I still chase him around the house and make him how to get rid of ants in my house naturally think I’ll bite, but I did bite his neck a few days ago how to get rid of ants in my house naturally so maybe this isn’t a good thing to talk about because it makes how to get rid of ants in my house naturally me look bad and no one should look bad on how to get rid of ants in my house naturally their birthday.

There’s something up high, though, and I’m not sure what, and have no way to get up there to check how to get rid of ants in my house naturally it out. I think there’s a bird outside on the roof, right where I can hear it, but it might be a roof rat, too, which will thrill the people if it really is.

Seriously, we had them when we moved in, and let me tell you, the people got, like, 53 kinds of excited about it. They even let a total stranger go into the attic how to get rid of ants in my house naturally just so they could be all BEHOLD OUR HALLOWED ROOF how to get rid of ants in my house naturally RATS but I think the attention got to the little how to get rid of ants in my house naturally buggers and they left…But it’s been 10 years so maybe they came back.

Oh, and this week, buddah turns 14. FOURTEEN. It feels like he should still be spasto-kitty, but he’s an old man, too. I hope he gets what he wants for his birthday, because–like the woman says a lot–old men should get what they want when they want how to get rid of ants in my house naturally it.

And don’t tell him, but I got him his favorite brand of nip banana. Three of them, even. I hope he’ll share one, but if not…It’s his present, he can do what he wants. But I bet he will, because even he can’t play with three of them at a time.

Remember a long time ago I mentioned writing a book how to get rid of ants in my house naturally in which I interview buddah? Well, it’s happening. The next wick book is with the primary beta reader how to get rid of ants in my house naturally so I want to switch gears while that one filters how to get rid of ants in my house naturally its way through the production line, and resume work on a book about the little freak.

I still have the questions people asked before, but am opening this up to more. What do you want to know about buddah? What’s the question you want him to answer the most? Leave your questions in the comments here and I’ll make note of them (well, I’ll copy and paste into a word file because I’m lazy like that) and there’s a good chance I’ll ask him, either directly or as part of a conversation.

Legal chit: submitting a question here gives me permission to use the how to get rid of ants in my house naturally question, in whole or in part, without attribution (because I suck at that, and also, because I want the conversation to flow), as part of any edition of this book. That means print in paperback, hardback, digital, or any future means on publication. There’s no guarantee that every question submitted will be used, though I may use it later in a blog post how to get rid of ants in my house naturally or future works.

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Y’all…I get A LOT of spam and blogger has been how to get rid of ants in my house naturally catching 99.9% of it. I did not realize how much. I mean, it’s a freakish amount. But it’s also–and I cannot figure out why–catching a few of you in its snares and it how to get rid of ants in my house naturally thinks you’re spamming me.

So. We spent a couple hours going through the last 2 how to get rid of ants in my house naturally years and approved real comments that were snared in moderation, and then changed the moderation time from 5 days to how to get rid of ants in my house naturally 20. Then we combed through all the spam, found as many legit comments as we could and marked how to get rid of ants in my house naturally them as not spam, so they should be in the comments section now.

If they were older than 2-3 years…Yeah, they’re probably gone. And I’m sorry. But both filters have been unclogged, and I will make an effort to check them a how to get rid of ants in my house naturally few times a week to be sure your wonderful thinks how to get rid of ants in my house naturally aren’t caught in an unintended net.

I’m not sure whether to be irritated that so many how to get rid of ants in my house naturally legit comments were flagged, or impressed by the sheer volume of true spam blogger how to get rid of ants in my house naturally catches. But mostly, it’s on me for not even thinking to check it how to get rid of ants in my house naturally more often. If I made a habit of it, the comments would have been found within a day of how to get rid of ants in my house naturally posting, and I would have had a much easier time finding how to get rid of ants in my house naturally stuff that was in the middle of the waves of how to get rid of ants in my house naturally sale pitches aimed right at my tiny, empty junk.

Long story short: I’ve been to the stabby guy twice, had blood stolen, been stabbed a couple times, had water shoved into my skin, and a pill jammed down my throat. I finally got some sleep friday night, several hours spent stretched out on top of the woman how to get rid of ants in my house naturally while she tried to sleep, but wanting food is still eluding me.

I ate a little bit at 3:15 this morning, and a little bit more at 7:30. I don’t think the people will be happy unless I eat how to get rid of ants in my house naturally a couple more ounces today, and keep eating after that. The appetite stimulant the stabby guy gave me is supposed how to get rid of ants in my house naturally to last a couple of days, so there’s hope that I’ll want food again today and tomorrow, and then we have to see what I do.

All my blood work showed things are pretty normal for how to get rid of ants in my house naturally a guy with thyroid and kidney issues, so if I don’t start rebounding, they might look at my heart and intestines. This is kind of a warning; the people promised me a long time ago that they how to get rid of ants in my house naturally wouldn’t put me through a lot of stress when I how to get rid of ants in my house naturally hit this age, because going to the vet and having things manhandled (even at home) freaks me out.

On the upside to all this: I get a lap anytime I ask, and the woman is staying home and not going to how to get rid of ants in my house naturally starbucks to work. The only place she’s gone is the store, and that’s mostly been to get things she think will tempt how to get rid of ants in my house naturally me to eat. I think after my nap today, I’ll plop down on her and ask her to put how to get rid of ants in my house naturally some doctor who on the TV and we can watch how to get rid of ants in my house naturally that together.

He’s also been stalking me. He’s way too obvious about it, so he winds up getting yelled at and a pointy how to get rid of ants in my house naturally finger jabbed in his direction. You want to piss buddah off? Jab a finger at him. You don’t even have to get close, he just has to see it. He knows what it means. Sometimes it even makes him cry.

But the worst part about the stalking is that my how to get rid of ants in my house naturally eyesight is going. He’s a black kitty and if he’s in the hallway when the lights are off, I can’t see him. If I can’t judge the threat level, I just won’t go down the hall, because I can’t trust him to not jump on me and start how to get rid of ants in my house naturally biting. The other morning, before the woman got up, I wound up taking my nap in the living room how to get rid of ants in my house naturally because I knew he was back there somewhere, and I couldn’t take a chance.

The woman noticed. So during the day she’s keeping the hall lights on, and at night there’s a night light now. It’s not quite bright enough, so this week the man is stalling a floor-level LED strip. That should give me enough to at least figure out how to get rid of ants in my house naturally where buddah is, but not so bright that it bothers the people while how to get rid of ants in my house naturally they sleep.

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